I’m doing dance practise every Thursday down at the community hall. I’ve booked it for two hours from 7.30-9.30. This sounds very normal to you?
Well last night was Thursday. So I left for dance, arriving there five minutes early meant the people who hired the slot before me were still around, though I didn’t know where. Regardless, I walked on through to the room I had booked and went to put the light on, then realised the light switch was in the room next door. I walked over and peeked in the window to check noone was there, the lights were off there too so I walked right in.
The door swung open and SHHHH instantly pours out of a group of people all lying starfished on the floor on yoga mats…in the dark. Of course, I hastily apoligised and dashed back out. They kindly turned the lights on for me. But obviously I couldn’t put on my music and start dancing – that would just disrupt them even more. So I quietly waited. And then I start hearing OHMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Obviously they’re all deep in meditation…so deep in meditation they go over their time slot. Thus as soon as they come around their ears are assaulted by the likes of Usher. Sorry folks.
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