Sup Dudes!
How’s this week thing going for ya? Snazzy? Delightful? Rad.
I’ve been doing so many different things, I’ve been dancing, drawing, coding and writing. I’ve been cooking, eating, sleeping and showering. Kitty patting and internet adventuring. Endless things.
Sadly, the one thing missing this week, is lemons. There has been a significant lack of lemons. This makes me sad.
Lemons are a wonderful part of life. They contribute to many many good things. Pies, tarts and lemonade. I haven’t had any pies, tarts or lemonade this week. They are also delicious just on their own. Or on a fish. OR even on schnitzel. (These are other things my week has been missing). Do you have lemons?
What do I do when life gives me lemons?
I say Thank you. Cause I’ve got manners.
What do I do when life doesn’t give me lemons? I say Please Life, I’ve seen a bunch next door on the neighbours tree. He’ll never get through them all, could you just toss a few over?
If me and the ol’ neighbour were on better terms I’d go over and ask him myself but I think it’s best to leave it up to life in this situation. Trying to talk politely to someone who locks your cats up for days and sprays your plants with weed killer isn’t an easy task and is best avoided altogether, lest he shakes his walking stick at me. (It’s obligatory grumpy old man behaviour..)
Maybe someone nicer out there also has a heavily laden lemon tree they can’t quite cope with. Maybe Life will send them my way. Maybe one can always hope. Until then, oranges it is.
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