Hey guess what folks!!

I’m moving house! Hell yes! Freaking fantastical!

No more leaky roof, no more permanent air holes in the walls, no more ditsy landlord, no more untrustworthy house structure, no more over abundance of phone jacks and power point droughts! Oh the improvements are endless. But what I’m so so so seriously looking forward to about the new place….it’s got a bath.

Oh yes. Oh yes it does. Not like this stupid place with it’s “shub” that you could barely fit your bottom in. It’s got a full length, luxurious bath in a newly renovated bathroom with underfloor heating and towel rails. My life is looking better already.