I guess the question is this case is, if you had a portal to the underworld stored in your Oreo packet, what would you do with it? Is it something worth hanging on to in case of future needs? An empty oreo packet is something that tends to be picked up by the responsible adults in the house and disposed of. If you had to keep an portal disguised as an oreo packet safe, where would you keep it? Under lock and key? Out of plain sight of course. I imagine you’d feel pretty special to have one and while it may turn out to be more of a liability than an asset I think it’d be hard to part with. At least that’s my opinion. How much do you think it’d get on Ebay?

It’d go down in history along with all those famous auctions like the Scary Washing Machine..

So hey, if you had forgotten I’ve got a spot of information for you! If you’re in little ol’ NZ it’s daylight savings this weekend! That means on Sunday morning we lose an hours sleep. Terrible timing isn’t it, I’m sure most kiwis will be losing more than an hours sleep on Saturday night after the France vs All Blacks game. So just note that down, most likely, the country will not want to be doing anything before 11am on Sunday morning. Please reschedule all earlier appointments.