So I’ve been pretty tired lately, I’ve been working hard and playing hard, I’ve been filling my life with exciting things to do. It’s been great BUT the other day, my drink bottle was cruelly abducted at a dance practise… and what happens when there’s no drink bottle? There’s no water. And when there’s no water? There’s dehydration.
You see after it went missing I had two more dance practises prior to finding a replacement – by then it was too late. I woke up Saturday morning and I was faffed. I was totally exhausted. I lacked energy and the desire to open my eyes. The only thing I could possibly bring myself to do was drag my toes down to the new local dairy and find myself some refreshingly cool caffeine and guarana hit.
So I did that. I took with me $20. I walked into the little dairy and straight to the V fridge, aquiring three bottles and plonked them down on the counter. The shop assistant raised her eyebrows with a little surprise and commented on the excessive V purchase, I said I was really tired, and gave her a $20 note…
Then I picked up the eftpos keypad and stared at it intently waiting to enter my pin.
*cough*
She gave me a worried look and pointed out the fact I gave her cash and I wouldn’t be needing to do any of that.
I just informed her I SERIOUSLY needed that V.
And I did, I drank that V and it was good, there was much celebratory prancing to follow.
My you do some crazy things sometimes. Perhaps this tale will be told at your 21st… hehe
In regards to the cows in the emergency stock freezer – how are they sustained? And it appears the one of them is either wearing spectacles or has evolved some form of low-light or darkvision?
Very good question and I can only speculate to be honest, but I suspect being a freezer it’s rather cold in there, meaning metabolic processes are sufficiently slowed down to allow the cows to go long periods of time without eating. Perhaps a line dancer from the other door comes to feed them every once in a while. Perhaps that’s why the door has a line-dancing-lock, to ensure his cows are safe from the general public?
With the darkvision cow, I was actually thinking he looked a little bit wired. Maybe he got his hooves on some chocolate covered coffee beans? Maybe he’s sleep deprived? You can’t just go blaming evolution willy nilly like that, we must consider all options. Eyeliner perhaps?
I suppose an alternate explanation is one of the other cows played a practical joke using binoculars and glow in the dark ink…
Now you’re thinking!