I’m serious. This happened.

As a kid I used to share a room with a sibling or two, and unfortunately I also had a tendency to sleep talk.

I’m not sure if I still do, it’s that whole “If a tree falls in the woods and there’s no one around to hear it” thing. I mean if I still talk in my sleep but there’s no witness to inform me, do I still talk in my sleep? I’m going with no. I don’t do it. Totally grew out of it years ago. Totally.

But yes, doing it with people around is a whole different story. They can recite it back to you later and let you know how insane you might very well be. Apparently I’m as mad as a hatter.